2.16.2010

Sneeze Guard

Excuse me. Did you know that the clear piece of glass that separates your face from the food on the other side is there for a purpose?  It's actually not for leaning over so that you can get a closer look.  It's also not there to protect you from a possible stray piece of rice that might land in your eye should it get loose.  No, it happens to be there to protect me from you.  When you lean on the glass and stick your nose, or for that fact, your whole face or head over the sneeze guard, you are causing me great pain.  It also kills me when you put our arm over the glass and point to the specific thing you want.  Are you unable to explain in words which salsa it is you want?  The green?  The corn?  The one that looks like chunks-o-tomato?  I can help you.  Would you like me to order for you?  Just don't lean over the sneeze guard.  I don't want your hair in my food or the spray from your saliva to fall on my tortilla when you talk. The glass is clear.  You can see through it.  I don't believe they place kryptonite at the door that makes your sight change from normal to anti-glass vision.  So please, please stop leaning over (or under) the sneeze guard, wherever you may be eating. You never know who is in line behind you watching.

5 comments:

  1. Haha, you and I are a lot alike... I hate eating at buffets because you never know what little kid with snotty hands has picked up that roll and put it back down...

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  2. That was a funny one and oh so true. I like your background, I think I'll go change mine.

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  3. Just thought I should mention I edited this for grammar and spelling today because it was written while watching tv last night. Sheesh. I need an editor. ;)

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  4. you are forever hilarious!!! love it!

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  5. salad bars gross me out for this very reason.

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