Corn Bottom

So my child comes to me this morning and asks if her bottom smells like corn. Some would say this is disgusting but when you've been around a three year old day in and day out, you learn that this is normal conversation to be had on a daily basis. I said, "No, I don't think it does, why?" Of course her answer to this was, "I don't know." I said, "Did you toot?" and she said, "Yes." A minute later she comes back and very confidently tells me, "Mom. It must be all that corn I ate last night."

Kids...